Attention! The Outer Moo Aliens have a
PROCLAMATION
Welcome, brave internet adventurer!
By proceeding, you are hereby putting your metaphorical armor on and stepping into a digital gladiatorial arena of open ideas, perspectives, and interpretations. You agree to a most solemn oath that you will not crumble like a stale cookie at the sight of potentially offensive material, nor will you unreasonably whine, moan, or lament about content you encounter.
To press the "Enter" button is to sign an unwritten contract, sealed with your dignity. This is an agreement as binding as the laws of physics. If you cannot handle the heat, it's best to keep out of our proverbial kitchen.
In the unfortunate event that you find yourself gnashing your teeth, reeling in disdain, or simply disagreeing with the content herein, you are, by the power invested in this little digital button, obligated to exit stage left and promptly forget this wild excursion.
Violate this sacred covenant, and you willingly expose yourself to the derision and mockery of the other, undoubtedly more composed, participants who stuck to their agreement like a piece of chewing gum on a shoe in summer. In such a scenario, your right to protest or defend your bruised ego is as null and void as last year's expired milk.
This unorthodox place of communion was birthed from a hodgepodge of minds hailing from different beliefs, backgrounds, and probably even planets. If the concept of free speech is as alien to you as the author of this disclaimer (a literal extraterrestrial, mind you), we kindly invite you to return to your comfort bubble and bask in the familiarity of your preferred authoritarian regimen.
The "Enter" button beckons. Are you ready for this rollercoaster of intellectual freedom, or do you need to get your space diapers in check first?
