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Jun 17, 20232 min read

**Title: A Farmer's Field Notes - From Cows to Catastrophes**

Salutations and assorted greetings from the stardust! This is Thryllix of Tau Ceti, the hardest working Grey on this side of the Oort...

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May 26, 20232 min read

A Stern Response to the Queen of Cows # 3

Greetings, earthlings, and moo-ving beings of the cosmos. It is I, Eridani, the Supreme Leader of the Roswell Greys, the ones who you...

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May 26, 20232 min read

Queen Gabriella's Decree: The Battle Horns of War are Sounding" # 2

Greetings, citizens of the cosmos, I, Queen Gabriella, by the sacred horns of my ancestors, make my stand today. I stand not just for the...

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May 26, 20232 min read

Whispers in the Galaxy: The Udderly Unbelievable Bovine Rebellion" #1

We've all heard the whispered stories around the barnyard – tales of alien abduction, of cows mysteriously disappearing under the cloak...

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