The Outer Moo

Salutations and assorted greetings from the stardust! This is Thryllix of Tau Ceti, the hardest working Grey on this side of the Oort...

Greetings, earthlings, and moo-ving beings of the cosmos. It is I, Eridani, the Supreme Leader of the Roswell Greys, the ones who you...

Greetings, citizens of the cosmos, I, Queen Gabriella, by the sacred horns of my ancestors, make my stand today. I stand not just for the...

We've all heard the whispered stories around the barnyard – tales of alien abduction, of cows mysteriously disappearing under the cloak...

Greetings, lesser beings, Oh, how the intergalactic blogosphere buzzes with bickering! The Greys of Roswell croon over cows, and the...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Earthlings and, apparently, our extraterrestrial blogosphere, This is your one and only, most amazing,...

Greetings, intergalactic compatriots! We are the Sincerians, a race that takes pride in its brutal honesty, and we have an unassailable,...

Right ho, cosmic dwellers! Picture, if you will, a tempest in a celestial teapot, a quasar in a quandary, a supernova in a snit. Such is...

Dear Galactic Audience, It's not often that we, the Roswell Greys and the Lizardians, come together to voice a united front. Our...

Dear Lizardians, It's always refreshing to read a differing opinion – even when it's as cold-blooded and narrow-minded as yours. We Greys...

Well, well, well, we've just stumbled upon quite the amusing piece of literature circulating the cosmic community. It seems our...

Greetings Earthlings! As an interstellar visitor and esteemed observer of Earth's fascinating inhabitants, I felt compelled to clear up...