**Title: A Farmer's Field Notes - From Cows to Catastrophes**
Salutations and assorted greetings from the stardust! This is Thryllix of Tau Ceti, the hardest working Grey on this side of the Oort...
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May 26, 20232 min read
A Stern Response to the Queen of Cows # 3
Greetings, earthlings, and moo-ving beings of the cosmos. It is I, Eridani, the Supreme Leader of the Roswell Greys, the ones who you...
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May 26, 20232 min read
Queen Gabriella's Decree: The Battle Horns of War are Sounding" # 2
Greetings, citizens of the cosmos, I, Queen Gabriella, by the sacred horns of my ancestors, make my stand today. I stand not just for the...
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May 26, 20232 min read
Whispers in the Galaxy: The Udderly Unbelievable Bovine Rebellion" #1
We've all heard the whispered stories around the barnyard – tales of alien abduction, of cows mysteriously disappearing under the cloak...
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May 26, 20232 min read
The Glibnork Manifesto: A Declaration of Superiority and Our Love for Naked Mole Rats # 4
Greetings, lesser beings, Oh, how the intergalactic blogosphere buzzes with bickering! The Greys of Roswell croon over cows, and the...
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May 25, 20234 min read
Enough with the Shenanigans: A Presidential Response to Intergalactic need to touch our Asses #8
Ladies and Gentlemen, Earthlings and, apparently, our extraterrestrial blogosphere, This is your one and only, most amazing,...
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May 25, 20234 min read
The Anal-ytics- Unadulterated, Unvarnished, and Unavoidably Hilarious Truth of Alien Antics # 7
Greetings, intergalactic compatriots! We are the Sincerians, a race that takes pride in its brutal honesty, and we have an unassailable,...
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May 25, 20232 min read
A Frolicking Gambol through Vexilian Metaphoric Mirth # 6
Right ho, cosmic dwellers! Picture, if you will, a tempest in a celestial teapot, a quasar in a quandary, a supernova in a snit. Such is...
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May 25, 20232 min read
Greys & Lizardians Against the Glibnork Superiority Fallacy # 5
Dear Galactic Audience, It's not often that we, the Roswell Greys and the Lizardians, come together to voice a united front. Our...
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May 23, 20232 min read
MoooooooooT Point: An Open Letter to Our Scaly Friends #3
Dear Lizardians, It's always refreshing to read a differing opinion – even when it's as cold-blooded and narrow-minded as yours. We Greys...
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May 23, 20232 min read
Why We Lizardians Prefer Human Abductions # 2
Well, well, well, we've just stumbled upon quite the amusing piece of literature circulating the cosmic community. It seems our...
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May 23, 20232 min read
A Friendly Probe from Friendly Grey Aliens # 1
Greetings Earthlings! As an interstellar visitor and esteemed observer of Earth's fascinating inhabitants, I felt compelled to clear up...
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