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🛸 Vision:
At The Outermoo, we believe the universe is one big pasture waiting to be explored. From mysterious crop circles to distant galaxies, we aim to connect Earthlings with the weird, the wonderful, and the wildly unexplained. We want people to look up at the stars—and down at their shirts—with a renewed sense of curiosity, wonder, and cow-abducting joy.
NEW ARRIVALS
In space, astronauts can grow up to 2 inches taller — but they can’t burp.
The first living beings the U.S. launched into space were... fruit flies.
In 1947 — years before humans, monkeys, or even dogs — the U.S. strapped a bunch of fruit flies into a V-2 rocket (captured from Nazi Germany) and launched them 68 miles above Earth to study radiation exposure at high altitudes.
Space Flight History
OUT OF THIS WORLD TEE SHIRTS
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Quality Alien shirtware!
Do you enjoy a good Probing?
Alien Resistant Apparel!
our garments are engineered to ignite cosmic curiosity and stir the spirit of interstellar exploration. Each piece is constructed to endure the unknown—whether you're traversing desert moons, decoding ancient glyphs, or sipping something strange beneath alien skies. Designed and tested in Terran sectors United States and Canada, our apparel is made for those who dare to wander.
Join the XenoTerra Society —a community of explorers, thinkers, and stargazers. Our apparel is more than clothing; it's a beacon for those who seek to decode the mysteries of Earth and beyond. Wear your curiosity. Inspire others to explore the strange, the beautiful, and the unknown.
At The Outermoo, our materials aren’t just “eco-friendly”—they’re engineered to withstand Snarlac beast saliva, acid rain from Vortax-6, and the occasional solar sneeze from binary suns. Why? Because climate change is cute compared to what we’ve seen. Our fibers are woven from repurposed nebula threads and ethically-shed Molgurian husk silk. Sure, it’s soft. Sure, it glows in the dark. But more importantly—it won’t disintegrate when exposed to mild plasma storms or passive-aggressive radiation.
Wear it proudly, Earthlings. Your ozone may be fading, but at least your wardrobe doesn’t have to.
Our Mission:
At The Outermoo, our mission is clear: Protect the Cows. And not just cows—all innocent creatures facing the unspeakable horrors of interstellar probing. Our t-shirts are more than just fabric—they’re a defiant signal to the skies that Earth’s herds are off-limits.
Each design is crafted to spark adventure, champion curiosity, and confuse at least one alien surveillance drone. Through fashion, we aim to raise awareness of Earth's weird wonders—like trees, fossils, and cheese—while bravely resisting the galactic menace of unauthorized abductions.
Join us. Save a cow. Spoil a probe.