WELCOME TO
YOUR SPACE, YOUR STYLE
NEW ARRIVALS
In space, astronauts can grow up to 2 inches taller
- but they can’t burp!
DID YOU KNOW?
TES-TEE-MONIALS
These Tee-Shirts are outta this world!
LISA J.
COSMIC COMFORT
Built for Close Encounters
Comfort That’s Out of This Galaxy
Crafted from 100% Airlume cotton (soft enough for close encounters), these tees are light, breathable, and built to last through every abduction. With side seams that keep their shape, shoulder tape for strength, and ribbed collars that never warp, they’re tougher than a farmer’s flashlight at midnight.
Perfect for layering under your space suit or rocking solo at the next UFO sighting. Tear-away labels mean no skin irritation—because probes are uncomfortable enough.
Ready for Any Abduction Adventure
Whether you’re dodging cow-snatchers, chasing lights in the sky, or just chilling on Earth, our tees stay comfy, durable, and ready for lift-off.
Wear it proudly, Earthlings. Your ozone may be fading, but at least your wardrobe doesn’t have to.
OUR MISSION
Work to be done
-design and hide 5 secret t-shirts
Protect the cows. Protect the planet.
Our tees aren’t just fabric—they’re a warning shot to the skies: Earth’s herds are off-limits. Every design sparks curiosity, celebrates Earth’s weird wonders, and scrambles at least one alien probe.
Join us.
Save a cow.
Spoil a probe.